Thursday, September 11, 2008

Of Putin and Clinton and OIlbermann oh my....

While im churning out the hit list, lets take a look at a few figures who had comments to make about the Presidential Race yesterday.

Let me clarify first, I am not a Mccain voter. I do not like John Mccain. I think hes painfully uneducated on certain issues and he plays dirty politics.
That said, I really dont like the people who like Barack Obama. I dont mind Obama myself. But a vote for him is a vote for douchebags everywhere.
What a conundrum.
I like Bob Barr and his free market philosophies and open minded domestic stances the most, but alas, hes a born loser.

So anyways, back to the business of giving these bastards a daily dose of shut the fuck up.

Bill Clinton predicted Barack Obama would win the election yesterday....I like Bills math. He looks at the polls and says the opposite of what they tell him. McCain is picking up steam and Obamas losing it...so I guess that means....well...according to Bill it means Obamas got this election wrapped up. I know I trust this guy. He predicted Hilary would win the nod earlier and that Kerry would win the election in 04. Hes a real nostrodamus this guy.

So Putin also came out Thursday and basically took potshots at the Bush Administration while characterizing Bush as a puppet. Thats pretty funny seeing how Putin is working a puppet government to his advantage the moment you read this. Maybe hed prefer Bush be a little more authoratative. Maybe kill some bears or flex shirtless for the cameras and pistol whip the new president. That might work.

Finally, I just wanted to say Keith Olbermann is NOT dating Barack Obama. And for the record, Rachel Maddow is NOT dating Michelle Obama. It may seem like it with the "witty" banter these two share every time they get on the air together but worry not my friends, theyre all just reallllllly good friends. And yes, Rachel Maddow could kick Dan Abrams ass if he ever comes back to the studios trying to pick up his stuff.

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